Pizzazz - The Better Wattpad
Copywrong Doroken 2020 - present (sometimes)
I made this entire site by myself >:(
Click an underlined thing to be brought to its original source. All links will open in a new tab when clicked.
Links that go to cdn.glitch.com are original content, and can be downloaded there.
Tip: use this browser extension to download mp3s and midis from Musescore. You used to be able to download them for free!
(Definitely works on Vivaldi, should work on Chrome, doesn't work on Firefox or Edge/IE, not sure about other browsers.)
Dire Dire Docks (MIDI) Direct Download
Beneath The Mask (Piano)
Orange Ocean (Piano)
Bluestar's Lament - Warriors Fan Soundtrack
Cave Story - Geothermal
Petz Catz/Dogz 2 (PS2/Wii Version) - Jade Fields
King Dedede's Themes (Rock Version)
Rivers in the Desert (MIDI)
Masked Dedede Theme (Piano)
Undertale - Megalovania
Petz Catz/Dogz 2 (PS2/Wii Version) - Final Boss
Cave Story - Grasstown/Bushlands
Pokemon - Lavender Town
Petz Catz/Dogz 2 (PS2/Wii Version) - Crystal Caverns
Petz Catz/Dogz 2 (PS2/Wii Version) - Monolith Isle
Cave Story - Cemetery
Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen
Elmo's World (Instrumental)
Madagascar - I Like to Move it Move it
Darude - Sandstorm (drunk/reggae MIDI)
The Animals - The Lion Sleeps Tonight (MIDI)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
Robotnik Hates Waffles (Do You Like Waffles parody)
Sparta Remix you probably heard on Flipnote Hatena (YouTube link) Download from creator's site
Crazy Frog - Axel F (MIDI)
1, 2 Oatmeal
1, 2 Oatmeal (Remastered + Autotune)
Windows Bluescreen Sound
Slider From Super Mario 64 but it gets slower and creepier (my own creation)
Gourmet Race Front Ensemble (I modified it with a sliding stretch)
"creepy mario song"
Wii Crash Sound
Minecraft - Disc 13
Creepy Ambient Sound #1
Look Behind Rhyme by [REDACTED]
static thing that happened when I tried to import Look Behind as raw data into Audacity
Lavender Town
Lavender Town Reversed
1, 2 Oatmeal Epic Edition
Doroken: American Idiot Full Album in Super Mario 64
Flash: All Star
Не робот: amplified sine wave thing I made in WaveShop
AsterMayhem: Just Look at this Photograph
Doroken: Dancing cat (making it transparent), tacky JoJo menacing signs (drawn in MS paint)
﷽: Pantman gif, laser-eyed dog
Racist Goku
Noise dab and Noise idle animation are from the game Pizza Tower.
Doroken's profile picture
Flash's profile picture (Twitter mirror)
MasterHand4444's profile picture is original content. So is his lovely Thanos car painting.
Не робот's profile picture
AsterMayhem's profile picture
That "artwork" in the Conkerstar story is by Doroken (aka me).
Images used in Dededesire are my original artwork, donut steel.
Dededesire radio station was compiled by me; tracklist and credits are in the video description.
The site has 5 easter eggs...but I will not tell you where or what they are. The only hint I will give you is this: try clicking on the Pizzazz header on some different pages. Maybe then you will find the funnies. There's one on this page too! 😳😳 You do not click the header on this page, though. You click something else. All the easter eggs currently are videos. Ok, well...three videos and two movies.
There's also the Gay Baby Jail rabbithole, if you consider that an easter egg. To begin your journey through gay baby jail, find the pantman that is out of sync with the other pantmen. Once you have entered Gay Baby Jail, you will need to get a funny number of oatmeals in order to continue...
IMPORTANT! If you don't see the Secret?? show up when you have one of the funny meme number of oatmeals, that is a bug. Try zooming out on your browser with ctrl -, or ctrl scroll wheel down. If you encounter this bug, please visit this site and pass on the information to me so that I can look into the bug.
