Where's Sir Squawks-a-Lot?!
Status: Completed
Rating: E
Posted: 12/24/2022
Finished: 12/24/2022
Word count: 1,109
Characters: Axe Knight, Captain Vul, Meta Knight
Where's Sir Squawks a lot?!
It was a normal day on the “Hey bird” and all of the fanboys were doing their own thing. Axe was walking down the hall until he heard sir squawks a lot. He was listening to some beep boop radio song and doing the mr. krabs robot dance. He stops, then picks his phone up. “Hey can ya play that song again?” The stupid fat hairless sir squawks a lot. “Yeah the song that goes beep beep boop bop. Beep boop boop bop? Beep Boop? BOP?” Axe looked shocked. Of course Axe knight called an emergency meeting. Nobody except himself came. “go me!” He decided to shout for no reason. He told himself that sir squawks a lot was a robot! He decided to tell “The Great Sir, Lord, Captain Meta Knight The Star Warrior. “META KNIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT!” Axe Knight screamed as he ran down the hallway with kawaii anime tears. “What kind of person do you think I am to believe to think that Vul would be a robot?” Meta Knight asked. “First of all why would you think that?” “Well, I saw this Movie where there were these killer robots and they had piercing red eyes with metal pincers and they ran on batteries.” Axe Knight said in a Text-to-speech voice. “VUL!” Axe Knight shouts. Then Vul marches into the halberd hallway “WHAT?!” Vul screams at Axe. “Meta Knight just told me a funny joke and thought you might want to hear it!” “Is it true? Do I wanna here it?” Vul asks turning his head to Meta Knight. “Yeah um... now what was it? Oh yeah! Why couldn't the little boy see the pirate movie? Because it was rated ARRR!” Meta Knight slaps his “knee” then laughs. “I ain't paying you to do stand up Meta Knight.” Vul huffs as he walks away. “WAIT, VUL!” Axe shouted. “What now?!” Vul screams at Axe. “Meta Knight's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?” As Axe begins to cry “Why yes I suppose it is, but Meta Knight can hug himself during his break time.” Vul states in a text-to-speech voice. “VUL!” Axe Knight shouts again. “THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT!” Vul snaps. “I just wanted to tell you that Meta Knight loves you!” Axe points at Meta Knight. “Get back to work Meta Knight Vul says again in a text-to-speech voice. “See?” Axe looks at Meta. He did not show any sympathy.
Meanwhile: Vul listens to his robot music while again doing the mr. krabs robot dance. Then the radio's batteries die out. “Aw Man!” Vul moaned as he snapped his feathers (Or hands I really don't know him a lot and I do not want to.) “I got it! I'll pass them off to Mace Knight for christmas!. A timer goes off for a randomly placed egg that he just happened to be cooking. (that's cannibalism) “SIR SQUAWKS A LOT!” Axe Knight screams at the top of his “lungs.” Of Course he was so loud that the egg shattered and got in his eyes. Vul screams so loud that you could prrobably hear him through space. “Do you really think Vul's a robot?” Meta Knight finally says in a text-to-speech voice. And Right at that time Vul slams his door open and he has piercing red eyes, metal pincers In his hands, and he had batteries in his pocket. Meta Knight and Axe Knight noticed right away and screamed right back at him. Axe Knight and Meta Knight hid under some randomly placed krusty krab register that squidward runs. “Let's get that poop out of sir squawks a lot!” Axe Knight demands as he smacks his tiny ball shaped hands. “Poop?” Meta Knight questions. “Yeah, poop, you know getting the information out of him.” Axe Knight answers in a stupid nerd voice. “I can't believe I'm saying this but, let's get that poop!” Meta Knight demands.
After reading “poop”
Axe Knight and Meta Knight slowly open the door to Vul's romm. “Hey there Charlie!” Vul says in a senior voice. Meta Knight and Axe Knight squinted their eyes at Vul then closed the door and locked it. “Hey what are ya doin?!” Vul questions looking uneasy. Axe Knight And Meta Knight pounce like cats and tie Vul. “AYE, THIS IS MUTINY!” Vul screams as Axe finishes knotting the ropes that Vul was tied in. Axe Knight slaps Vul. “Wheres Vul?!” Axe Knight asks in a stern voice. “Can I help too?” Meta Knight asks in a derpy cheery voice. “Sure! All you have to do is hit Vul!” Axe Knight says. Meta Knight runs over to Vul and slaps him for no reason. “No Meta, you have to interrogate him before you hit him.” Axe facepalms. “Oh.” Meta Knight derps. Meta Knight runs over again to Vul. “What color are my eyes?” Meta Knight asks then slaps Vul. “Let me demonstrate....” Axe huffs. “Where's Vul?!” “I AM VUL!” Vul snaps back. Axe Knight slaps Vul. “Wrong answer.” “WHERE'S VUL?!” “I AM VUL! I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM! Vul literally shouts. “This is one pretty stubborn robot” Meta Knight mumbles. “WHAT?! YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT???!!!” Vul screams in a raging voice. “We don't think, we know.” Axe Knight replies. “I AM VUL!” Vul screams. “Let's just see what your “little buddy” has to say. Axe Knight acted in a smug way which looked like he was smiling if you could see his mouth. Axe Knight smashes the radio. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Vul cries. “I paid $32.97!” “Hey I thought you said robots couldn't cry.” Meta Knight slowly says. “I also said they could not love!” Axe Knight thinks of for a lame excuse. “I loved that thing like it was my child!” Vul continues to cry. Meta Knight begins to glare at Axe Knight by giving him the “You just tricked me into this stupidity you call a robot invasion look.” “I also said they couldn't laugh!” Axe Knight worriedly shouts. “I remember all the laughter we used to share!” Vul sobs loudly. “oops.” Axe Knight mutters. Vul glares at Axe and Meta Knight. “I just remembered that I need to finish my improvements for the halberd!” Meta Knight lamely excuses as he runs off. Vul glares at Axe Knight who sweats nervously. Axe Knight runs off which just leaves vul still tied up in the chair. Everyone forgot about Vul's existence because he had a “Do not disturb” sign on his door. So he died and vaporized into nonexistence.
The End