Peter Griffin on the Nintendo 64 - YAHOO!
Status: Completed
Rating: E
Posted: 05/06/2020
Finished: 05/06/2020
Word count: 589
Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Super Mario (from Super Mario 64 on the Nintendo 64), Bowser 64 (from Super Mario 64 on the Nintendo 64, made for the Nintendo 64)
“Hey Lois, remember that time I bought an Xbox for the kids when they were mad at me?”
“No, Peta. I don’t remember that.”
“Well I did.” Peter Griffin blinked before laughing. “Nyeheheh.”
“Petaaaaa.”
“Nyeheheh.”
“Peta-”
“I’m gonna go see Quagmire.” Peter fell to his side with a loud thump and rolled out the door, stopping outside Quagmire’s house. He popped up with a cartoonish pop sound. “Hey Quagmire!”
The door creaked open slowly. Peter stared at the door with his usual dumb smile, not phased at all by the strange way the door was opening.
“Yiiiipeeee!”
“Quagmire?”
Suddenly, Mario from the hit game Super Mario 64 on the Nintendo 64 jumped out of the house, kicking Peter square in the face and knocking him back onto the sidewalk. “Ahhh!” Peter cried.
“WAH!” Mario did a backflip, kicking Peter in the nose and making him cry again.
“I’m sorry Mario from the hit game Super Mario 64 on the Nintendo 64!” Peter whimpered, covering his face as he started to cower before the chubby red plumber. “Please spare me!”
“YAHOO!” Mario flew forward and kicked Peter in the face again, making him cry yet again as he fell back onto the sidewalk. He squeezed his eyes shut and covered his head, not even opening his eyes when he felt Mario grab him by the back of the shirt and start to drag him somewhere.
He only opened his eyes when Mario punched him in the back. “WAH!”
“Ahhh!”
“YAH!”
“Ok Mario from the hit game Super Mario 64 on the Nintendo 64!” Peter forced himself to stand up, only to find himself standing in Peach’s 64 castle from the hit game Super Mario 64 on the Nintendo 64.
“W-why are we here?” Peter stammered.
“Bowser!” Was all Mario shouted before kicking Peter into a room.
“Ahhhh!” Peter cried as he flew through the air and went through a painting.
Peter blinked open his eyes, only to see Bowser 64 from the hit game Super Mario on the Nintendo 64 towering over him.
Bowser roared.
“Ahhh!” Peter shouted. “Mario where are you?!”
Mario wasn’t there. It was only Peter and Bowser.
“Ahhhhh!” Peter ran in circles as Bowser tried to follow him, occasionally stopping to breathe flames.
Eventually, Bowser must’ve gotten bored. He grunted and shook his head, then jumped up into the sky, where he faded away. “Bring me that pesky plumber!” His voice thundered from above. “I’ll come back for a real fight, then.”
Peter blinked as he watched him disappear, then cheered to himself. “Oh man, I can’t wait to tell Lois about this one. That was fricken’ shweet!”
A ground-pound sounded from behind him, and Peter turned around to find Mario standing there, his N64-expression unreadable.
“Oh, uh, hey Mario.” Peter nervously rubbed the back of his neck. “Bowser, uh...left. He just kinda went up into the sky like…” Peter demonstrated with his hand as Mario just continued to stare blankly at him. “He said he wants to fight you.”
Mario suddenly grabbed Peter by the ankle, making Peter shout out in surprise and fear. He tried to squirm out of the plumber’s grip, but Mario had full control of him. He started to spin around in circles, Peter crying out as he was spun at an alarmingly fast rate.
“So long, gay Bowser!” Mario shouted before throwing Peter into a bomb off the platform.
“Ahhhh!” Peter cried as he saw the bomb approaching him. He squeezed his eyes shut.
His death was not fricken’ shweet.